Hello Nasty... It's Me.

told you so

2005-05-01T12:29:52Z

I am on the west coast right now. Who would have thought get here so quick (seven months) The company loved my resume. I have all the prior work experance they want. Sure I had to lie about a few things but I got in. I even had my mom check my spelling for I printed the resume off.
I am silibrating by going to toco bell. Even though I am on the West Coast toco bell is still south of the border and totally yummy. yum yum.

jonasboda @ 2005-02-19T07:09:00

2005-02-19T12:15:35Z

I have been thinking of calling it quites. My new job isn't that fulfilling. I have been busing tabling at the Sheraton DeVilla on Sanford streat. I am thinking about pooping in the soup. Kind of like the seen in the movie Fight Club were Brad Pit pisses in the soup. The only difference is I'll be pooping. I am not going to half ass it like that pretty boy actor. It's no wonder his girl friend dumped him. Any real man would have shit in the soup. And I am that real man. I guess what I am trying to say is BRAD PIT YOU ARE FUCKING PUSSY and I don't want you reading my live journal any more. Lick my balls.

jonasboda @ 2005-01-28T22:44:00

2005-01-29T03:46:14Z

its been a long time since I last rapped with you guys. things have really turned to shit. just got kicked out of my parents house. maybe i should mentioned that i moved back in first. i fucking hate both of them. there nothing but a bunch of cunt licking pussy whores!!!

Tango PArty

2005-01-01T16:10:51Z

Happy New Years. For what ever thats worth. I got so trashed at Jared apartment the other night that I peed my pants. I don't know why he flew off the handle. I paid for them. I can pee in them if I want. Later that night I took a shit on his rug and then peed on that too! Take that fag!!!

jonasboda @ 2004-12-21T17:04:00

2004-12-21T22:06:40Z

It looks like I haven't updated in awhile. Well guess what or should I say guess fuck. Fuck you guess. Christmas is coming up and no one gives a shit about me Jonas Boda. I told my friends this when I stoped by and they said "We don't know why you would think that because non of us are you friends. And why are you here?" I'll show them in 2005 and five when I am the only left alive. Can anyone say meat cake?

I'm Gay

2004-11-28T03:31:12Z

Hey everybody. The closet door is thrown open. I'm here, i'm queer, and I don't want any more bear........................................................................................................... naked women. Only men.

This isn't a joke, I'm really gay.

That is all.

Pickles

2004-11-20T23:07:01Z

Pickles is as pickles does but all I gots to say about any of this is: METALLICA.

Ancient Chinese Proverb

2004-08-25T02:27:43Z

the chinese say don't poop in my cereal or i'll make you eat it. personally, i don't know what the big fucking deal is.

jonasboda @ 2004-08-23T07:02:00

2004-08-23T19:05:42Z

I am running out of jerking. I NEED BEEF JERKY. I thought last time I went to the store I got a big enough stock pile. I thought wrong. Not only am I running out of jerky but I am running out of the funds to pay for it.

There is a cute gurl at Subway at who asked me how I can stand eating meat... specifectly jerky. She is a vegetarian. I always think about saying WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBABLEM YOU WORK AT SUBWAY YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH as I smash her face through the counter but her face is to cute for smashing. So I'll just say "why do you eat plants there living things too." I bet that will shut her up. I am so clever.

Army

2004-08-22T17:52:30Z

lately i've been pondering joining the military. i've got little to do, and working at subway hasnt' really taken my career as a cartoonist anywhere. i mean yeah okay fine sure but you know? i can't afford college and i did so bad in school i actdually had to pay those scholarship people money instead of the other way around.

i have to pee.

i'm going to go to jared's tonight whether or not he wants me there or not and i'm going to touch his sister's boobs. she's kind of a slut. so is jared's mom.

and his grandma too.

Bread And Butter Feels So Southern

2004-08-22T03:23:18Z

i ate this bread today and i got horny all of a sudden, so i logged onto neverwinter knights and i went into this brothel that was there. i like paid some good money and this girl was like "ooooooooo" and i had aphex twin a pumpking and i had a huge boner again and i think the phone rang and it was jared calling me or some shit telling me i wasn't a lesbian. what a douche.

Fucking Hot Chicks Pussy

2004-08-21T02:09:13Z

i was playing everquest again today, and my girlfriend on there, the elf chick kept saying "lemme blow ya." so i say "time to suck" so she got in front of my character and ducked down and kept moving back and forth and saying shit like "ooooooh baby" and i said "keep sucking it bitch" and then i hit her on the head with my sword and she died!!!!!

Jared has live journal now. he's a creepy bastard. from what i've heard he fucked a goat, and his family said they had to get married because the goat was pregnant now.

jonasboda @ 2004-08-20T11:13:00

2004-08-20T15:14:16Z

I just lost five pounds or as some of you may say I just took a shit.

holding it in

2004-08-20T13:51:03Z

I was wondering if any one likes online gaming or losing as I like to call it for you.

raiders of the lost dork

2004-08-19T17:42:30Z

I just watched 8,456 cartoons on Newgrounds. Beat that fatty.

MST#K is the shizet my jiggas

2004-08-19T15:49:25Z

Hi people, just sitting here watching mystery science theatre 3000.... By myself again. anybody wanna come over for some hot cocco? and cocaine .... specifically ladies.. aw fuck it, anybody im so alone. im also very horny right now ;-) ....

Friends

2004-08-19T15:09:21Z

maan i got so many friends on my list it gives me a huge boner like you wouldn't believe! imagine the biggest boner you can possible think of. got it. it's actually a lot bigger than what you're thinking. now that i'm looking at it again, it's even bigger than i thought. :)

jonas' first live journal entry.. EVER

2004-08-19T14:50:12Z

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hey ladies, and or gentlemen. I just started a live journal. It's party time. Today is the first day of live journals life. you best recognize. first person to add to my friends list is the hottest anti-christ ever.